Ideal guy

After being disrespected by so many guys, I’ve been thinking a lot about what my ideal guy would be like. Don’t make fun of my list lol.

  1. Super tall
  2. Straight teeth – I had Invisalign, bad teeth are a no no
  3. Educated
  4. Compliments me – women love this shit
  5. Good sex – fact: bad sex CAN ruin a relationship
  6. Has a real career – guys in the service industry tend to prioritize drugs and alcohol too much. No I will not stay up until 7 am with you and do blow, then sleep until 3 pm and do it all again the next day
  7. Not afraid to be seen with me in public – last night I went out with a loser who didn’t want to go all these places because he didn’t want other girls to see us together. If you’re afraid to be seen with me, then we just don’t need to hang out.
  8. Doesn’t make me feel bad about myself
  9. Foodie – I’m not eating Chipotle with you 4 times a week
  10. Good style – Tom Ford says dressing well is a form of good manners!
  11. Pays for my food – I’m old-fashioned. If you’re the one inviting me out, then maybe you should pay. And if you don’t even pay when my food is only $6, then I just think you’re a cheap asshole.
  12. Works out – fitness is important to me so I can’t stand someone who doesn’t try to have a healthy lifestyle.
  13. Actually texts me back – no ghosting!
  14. Respects me – this should be #1
  15. No STDs – goes without saying.
  16. Doesn’t smoke – cigarette breath will NEVER be sexy