To all the guys who try to hang out with me at 10 pm, I won’t. So don’t ask. Hanging out that late is sketchy and you know it. And don’t ask me to come to your house either because I won’t. If you want to get to know me you can do it in a public place when the sun is up. And don’t ask me last minute either because everyone knows that last minute is last choice. I see right through this shit. This post was inspired by a UNC basketball player who started texting me. He quickly annoyed me and I realized it was a waste of time to become friends with him.